surprisebitch:

i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me

(via theangelofocala)

  • Plot twist: You actually have someone who thinks you're attractive, and genuinely wants to be with you.

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

(via taylatrash)

queerbaitingforgodot:

[guesses correct password for old account] nice, ive hacked it

(via potions-and-poisons)

koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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(via potions-and-poisons)